Me: Hey Joy, remember that one band you like, the *whispers* "Naked Ladies"?
Joy: Yeah...
Me: Well, I have a solution! The song you like is appropriate, right?
Joy: Yeah.
Me: Well, just call the band "The Ladies". Like, "The Stones" or something...
Joy: But they're all boys.
Me: So what? I like a band called Queen, and they're all guys too!
Joy: ...But they all have pierced ears!
Me: ....I like Queen....

(Me talking to a friend, Joy, about a band apparently called the Barenaked Ladies which she is hesitant to listen to due to their name.)