"Hey! I just made up the greatest song lyric ever! 'Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster!'"

~ My friend Jayden, while we were acting like lunatics and trying to talk music

"Hey, you could kill yourself with my lightsabre!"

~ Me to two friends who were performing part of a Shakespeare play for me (in which someone kills herself)

"Oy vey, what do I say? Stick it in me hat an' call it a day!"

~ Taken directly from the lyrics of "Sarn Sasha", a song by Pippin Sparks (aka ME!)

"It was the last dying echo of a desperate cry for help that was never made and thus never heard."

~ Me about one of my songs

"I'm shameless, but I'm not that shameless."

~ Nikki

Me: Matthew, what kind of animal is this? *holds out Jude the hamster*
Matthew: *thinks* Jude!
Me: No, that's his name. What kind of animal is Jude?
Matthew: A PET!
Me: What KIND of pet?
Becky: A ham -
Me: A hamster!
Matthew: He's a Judie-Jude!

(Trying to teach my 2-year old cousin what kind of animal my hamster Jude is.)

"You know, when I look at the moon, I think of toenail clippings."

(Uncle Gary, upon looking at the moon as a white sliver.)