Monday, August 18, 2008

"It was the last dying echo of a desperate cry for help that was never made and thus never heard."

~ Me about one of my songs

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

"I'm shameless, but I'm not that shameless."

~ Nikki

Monday, August 11, 2008

Me: Matthew, what kind of animal is this? *holds out Jude the hamster*
Matthew: *thinks* Jude!
Me: No, that's his name. What kind of animal is Jude?
Matthew: A PET!
Me: What KIND of pet?
Becky: A ham -
Me: A hamster!
Matthew: He's a Judie-Jude!

(Trying to teach my 2-year old cousin what kind of animal my hamster Jude is.)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

"You know, when I look at the moon, I think of toenail clippings."

(Uncle Gary, upon looking at the moon as a white sliver.)

Monday, August 4, 2008

"Too many people don't know what they're doing."

Saturday, August 2, 2008

"These happy homes do not look so happy."

(My sister Becky, while driving through the desert on holiday and seeing a few houses. Nobody said happy homes, however, until she did.)

Friday, August 1, 2008

Me: Hey Joy, remember that one band you like, the *whispers* "Naked Ladies"?
Joy: Yeah...
Me: Well, I have a solution! The song you like is appropriate, right?
Joy: Yeah.
Me: Well, just call the band "The Ladies". Like, "The Stones" or something...
Joy: But they're all boys.
Me: So what? I like a band called Queen, and they're all guys too!
Joy: ...But they all have pierced ears!
Me: ....I like Queen....

(Me talking to a friend, Joy, about a band apparently called the Barenaked Ladies which she is hesitant to listen to due to their name.)